Becoming "American-ized"

Why Diana is an American:

1. She no longer eats her crusts fully.
2. She has fallen in love with "PB&J" sandwiches (The first couple we gave her didn't go over very well, but today she stated she likes them!)
3. She is not afraid to ask the post office lady for suckers.
4. It only took her two weeks to recognize the "Golden Arches" and say "kichen nuggets" (yes, the pronunciation is backwards - that's how she says it!).